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President Biden’s lawyers reported today that top-secret administration documents have been found in boxes that accompanied the 2022 move of an unidentified Massachusetts resident.

Sources report that the private individual has no known connection to the President, and is cooperating fully with the National Archives and Department of Justice. He claims to have no idea how the papers ended up in a box labeled “Kitchen Cleaning Supplies.”

This is a developing story. Please stay tuned for further details.

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